The Stabbington Post is a satirical news site operated in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Apart from the names of local and international celebrities, all characters and situations are entirely fictitious.

Thank you for checking us out and making me self-conscious about my love handles.

Writer/Editor: Roy Robinson

StabPost Writing Staff: Ricardo Delmonte, Tim Gronkheim, Dietra von Cackle & Pooper Goodley